Its not like we dont value our life points
(It has "Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This token becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.") At the beginning of your end step, untap each other artifact creature you control
If another effect modifies how much damage your Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon would deal, including preventing some of it, the player being dealt damage or the controller of the permanent being dealt damage chooses an order in which to apply those effects
While foil distribution is a bit tricky, if we assume it is roughly the same as non-foils, the average box would also offer less than one foil mythic (likely about 0.8 per box), just over five foil rares, about 10 foil uncommons, and 26 foil commons
Before Innistrad, Zombies were exclusively the purview of Magic's black mana, but Innistrad revealed that a good Zombie is just one failed (or successful, depending on your goal) experiment away