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The card is a bit clunkily worded, but in essence, it basically splits each player's creatures into two sides of the battlefield (or the "river")

That said, if we're in a risky mood, the fastest our deck can pull off the combo is playing Torgaar, Famine Incarnate on Turn 3 (sacrificing a one-drop and either Goblin Instigator or Lazotep Reaver plus the token they make) and then Hidetsugu's Second Rite on Turn 4 to finish the job

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Furthermore, it also can negate the effect of an opponent's monster and take control of it once per turn by detaching a material from it

As your life points are already decreased for Hope of Escape, Self-Destruct Button's requirement should be very easily met