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The Locust God and its many flying hasty babies provides that

Gaining control of an Equipment doesn't cause it to become unattached, although its new controller may activate its equip abilities during their main phase

Larger/deeper/complex creases will most likely still show a scar of the crease but should be less noticeable

If your opponent also happens to be playing Shahrazads, then the chain can go on even further

(I removed all of the cards I knew were already worth money) *Edit 05/27/18: I've updated the Rekognition script to run the detected text against the TGCplayer's API in real-time (and writing to a file)