Luffy, a young boy who gains stretchy powers after eating a mysterious Devil Fruit and becomes the leader of a rag-tag group of adventurers known as the Straw Hat Pirates
Enchantment destruction Flash Flying Friendly to lands Haste Indestructible "Lhurgoyf" (This creature's power and toughness are equal to the number of cards in your/all graveyards.) Life gain Looking at opponent's hand Mana production, temporary Milling (Target player puts the top N cards from his or her library into his or her graveyard.) Playing cards off the top of your library, paying their mana cost (You may look at the top card of your library and if it's a [blah] you may play it.) "Punisher" effects (Opponent chooses one: thing X happens or thing Y happens.) Rules setting Sacrifice a creature and deal damage to creature/player equal to the sacrificed creature's power/toughness

And while 90s creatures generally suck they get a whole lot stronger if we dont have to pay their absurd mana costs: I went with Crater Hellion and Thunder Dragon as mini board wipes, Multani, Maro-Sorcerer and Verdant Force as beefy dorks, but my favorite is Zodiac Dragon, a Dragon that doesnt even fly but has a big body and returns itself to hand each time it dies, which means you can do stupid stuff like cheat it out with Sneak Attack for one mana, then sacrifice it to Greater Good to draw 8 cards, return it to hand and repeat as much as you want
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The Autobots mostly fall into Jeskai colors, while the Decepticons are mostly Mardu, with Optimus and Megatron naturally set up to lead Commander decks full of their subordinates