As head designer Mark Rosewater notes, Timmy players tend to be younger or newer to the game
I respect the commitment to story, but I play this in the 99 of merfolk decks, and that seems to be where this sleeping god lies best
Selesnya Offense (17.7% of the Winner's Metagame) 6 Forest 4 Llanowar Elves 4 Pawpatch Recruit 4 Hushwood Verge 4 Temple Garden 4 Practiced Offense 4 Badgermole Cub 4 Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker 4 Brightglass Gearhulk 3 Abandoned Air Temple 3 Surrak, Elusive Hunter 3 Spider Manifestation 2 Ouroboroid 2 Plains 2 Seam Rip 2 Multiversal Passage 2 Jennifer Walters 1 Meltstrider's Resolve 1 Ba Sing Se 1 Bushwhack 3 Sheltered by Ghosts 3 Rest in Peace 3 Dawn's Truce 2 Erode 2 Elspeth, Storm Slayer 1 Meltstrider's Resolve 1 Soul-Guide Lantern Selesnya Offense is an aggressive strategy that uses Practiced Offense to transform a wide board of creatures into a devastating attack
Misty is Too Powerful, Having the Ability to End Battles in the First Turn Since the game's release, several upset players have been taking to social media to complain about the card
The biggest issues comes from tokens: Lae'zel's Acrobatics only protects real creatures and cant save the board in token decks