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Polyester - lightweight and easy care

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Funny Red Alpha Male Hoodie succulent These unicorn eyelet curtains featureThe funniest hoodie in the room Bright red base, cartoon unicorn on a full rainbow arc, colored stars, and "ALPHA MALE" in the biggest letters possible. The design is intentionally absurd the self serious text paired with an adorable kawaii unicorn graphic is the punchline, and it works on every level. Whether it's a gift or a personal statement, this red hoodie gets the joke across immediately. Pullover style with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket.